Wednesday, February 15

Nobody Loves You Because You're Fat

Go clean the Doritos crumbs out of your chins and hit the gym. Stop making jokes about Single's Awareness Day. Stop being loud. Start wearing clothes that fit. Move out of your trailer.

Happy late Valentine's Day, everybody. I got laid. If you didn't, read the above suggestions and really take them to heart. Now bring me a drink.
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