Monday, April 4

How to have a threesome

1.) Drink an entire flask of Captain Morgan's, and then about four extra shots for good measure.
2.) Go to a party entitled "The Anything But Clothes Party," where attendants are encouraged to where weird and sexy things instead of real clothes. NOTE: Do NOT be disheartened by the fact that there are four girls and nine guys there. Wear a garbage bag.
3.) Continue drinking.
4.) Tell everyone that you're gay as often as possible.
5.) Talk to a sober girl that you don't know. Let the magic work.
6.) Make sure that the girl who told you earlier, "You and I should try to seduce another girl tonight" is in the room.
7.) Continue letting the magic work.
8.) Have a Scary Adam or Scary Adam-like accomplice to quickly usher everyone out of the room when the girls start making out. As a reward, direct him to the girl in the room who will be sure to give him some action.
Once everyone is gone, this is the part where you ad lib.
9.) Emerge from basement four hours later, quite disheveled.
10.) Retrieve Accomplice from passed-out embrace of the girl you directed him toward.
11.) Write an entry in your shitty blog about how you and one of your best friends went to a party where there were only four girls and nine guys and you both took home three of the girls. Make sure there is no doubt in your readers' minds that you did, in fact, have a threesome with two girls.
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1 Bullshit Responses:

Anonymous Token left the following bullshit...

My day will come soon as you will respect me as a lady-killer...but, not anytime soon...ok ok...probably never... ;)

7:20 PM  

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